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How to Get Your Own Back!

A spritely 78 year old lady was being pressed by her daughter to "Do something useful with your time mother" - her favourite topic of conversation.

I asked why sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, but she was "only thinking of me" she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and join something.

I did this and when I got home I decided to play a prank on her.  I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied,  "Mother, are you nuts?  You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I had even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

I calmly replied, "Oh my, I think I'm in real trouble then, because I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be real fun.

Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "Old Geezer"

Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off!

With all the different languages in the world today,
this makes it pretty simple.

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