Is proof reading a dying art??
"Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter"
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
Now that's taking things a bit far
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
What a guy!
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
See if that works any better than a fair trial
"War Dims Hope for Peace"
Can see where it might have that effect
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
Who would have thought!
"Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"
They may be on to something
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
Weren't they fat enough?
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
That's what he gets for eating those beans.
"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
Do they taste like chicken?
"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
Chainsaw Massacre all over again
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
Boy, are they tall!
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
Is that a fact?
GYPSIES AT THE PEARLY GATES
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God -
God says, “We're over quota on gyppos, go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let just the dozen in.”
Two minutes later St Peter is on the phone to God again -
“What? All 40 of them?”
“No, the pearly gates!”
You can now get sex insurance in the UK, but make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes .......
Sex with your wife -
Sex on the telephone -
Sex with your partner -
Sex with someone different -
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -
Sex with a prostitute -
Sex with your maid -
Sex with a pensioner -
Sex resulting in pregnancy -
Sex with a transvestite -
Make sure you are adequately covered!