Is proof reading a dying art??
"Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter"
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
Now that's taking things a bit far
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
What a guy!
"Miners Refuse to Work after Death"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
See if that works any better than a fair trial
"War Dims Hope for Peace"
Can see where it might have that effect
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
Who would have thought!
"Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide"
They may be on to something
"Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges"
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
Weren't they fat enough?
"Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"
That's what he gets for eating those beans.
"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
Do they taste like chicken?
"Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"
Chainsaw Massacre all over again
"Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"
Boy, are they tall!
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
Is that a fact?
Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts to the driver, "Oi, yer losing yer load". Driver shouts back, "Very funny now get lost"
A few miles further, Paddy pulls alongside and again shouts, "Oi, I’m telling yer -
"I'm not joking, yer losing yer load" Paddy shouts, “Listen mate” the driver shouts, "Will you f' off, I'm gritting"