Amusement Corner


Wedding Problems?

At a wedding ceremony, the vicar asked if anyone had any reason why the bride and groom should not be joined in holy matrimony - It was their time to speak or forever hold their peace.


The moment of silence was broken by a beautiful young woman carrying an infant who started walking slowly forwards from the last row.


Everything quickly turned to chaos!


The bride slapped the groom ....

The groom's mother fainted ....

The grooms friends started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation ....


Amidst the turmoil, the vicar asked the woman: "Can you tell us why you came forward?  What do you have to say?"


The woman replied: "We can't hear at the back."

Helpful Advice?

Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts to the driver, "Oi, yer losing yer load". Driver shouts back, "Very funny now get lost"

A few miles further, Paddy pulls alongside and again shouts, "Oi, I’m telling yer - yer losing yer load". Driver replies, "Look, will you just go away"

"I'm not joking, yer losing yer load" Paddy shouts, “Listen mate” the driver shouts, "Will you f' off, I'm gritting"