How to Get Your Own Back!
A spritely 78 year old lady was being pressed by her daughter to "Do something useful with your time mother" -
I asked why sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing, but she was "only thinking of me" she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and join something.
I did this and when I got home I decided to play a prank on her. I e-
She replied, "Mother, are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I told her that I had even got a Membership Card and e-
She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
I calmly replied, "Oh my, I think I'm in real trouble then, because I signed up for five jumps a week!!"
The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.
Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be real fun.
Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "Old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off!